side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
infinite characters ➤ Augustus Waters
“I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you.”
#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.
Yesssssssssss
[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]
Please omg
BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER

This is why Tom Hiddleston is slowly taking over the world.
“I hate you” she whispered as she reblogged this post
Now I’m convinced that he’s best friends with the White Witch of Narnia.