side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
infinite characters ➤ Augustus Waters
“I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you.”
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
meeeeeeeee. this is me.
les mis movie meme | six outfits [6/6]
enjolras’ purple coat
I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.
[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]
BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER